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awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

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stunningpicture:

We have literally gone full circle.

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irwins-bandanass:

If we’re dating, your hoodies become my hoodies.

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it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
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foreverdisneynerd:

unwinona:

kateordie:

divinedorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.

Oh my goodness, you should totally be proud of how pretty you are. 

engage-with-zorp:

sideb00b:

My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm.

She sounds hideous.

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stemandbahrk:

ultrafacts:

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The best part about reverse graffiti is that it forces the city to clean their walls if they want to get rid of it.  XD

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morgrana:

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phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

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We made art in the fridge.